A husband and wife were watching the
devastation on TV of the World Trade
Center; the videos of different countries
around the world;

crying with Americans over the events
of the past few weeks; reporters updating
and attempting to analyze political
strategy; President Bush making speeches.

The wife turns to the husband and says,
"I'm so thankful that Bush is our
President.  He is doing such a wonderful job."
The husband turns to the wife and says,
"Shut up, Tipper!"