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If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.


If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for
the nickel deposit, you would have $79.


My advice to you is to start drinking