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Last name: ______________________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth
[_] Badd-Teddy BobAge: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ RightOccupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty PoliticianSpouse's Name: ______________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: _______________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] PetNumber of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___Mother's Name: _______________________
(Relation__________)
Father's Name: _______________________
(Relation__________)Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th gradeDo you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocksAge you started drivin ______
If over 10, are you are still slow lerrnin? [_] Yes [_] NoFirearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshopModel and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No If no, please explain:Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO___ Do you hunt Bear? If so, please do not explain
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not ApplicableHow many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/ABrand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] SkoalHow far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't knowDistance between mobile home and Bubba's House of Beer ?
How many times has you received a DWI this year?____
Blonde Horseback Riding!
Boys vs Girls
Senior Citizen Personals
Punk Rocking Kitties
If Men Ruled The World
Rum Cake!
In The Beginning
One Smart Baby
Why God Made Eve
Blondes Are Smart!
Weird Crazy Flash
Your Fly Is Open!
World Class Idiots
Wish You Could Say At Work
!Retarded Burger King
Why Men Die Early
What To Buy Your Man
Virtual Bubble Wrap
The Village Idiot
Used Car
Strange $20 Trick
The Traffic Ticket
A Touching Story
45 Oxymorons
Tongue Twister
Tired and Overworked
Thinking Test
Life In Texas
Taliban Telemarketers
Super Cute Kittens!
Sunday School
Summer Job I want
Icy Hot Stuntaz
Her Side Of The Story
Starwars Ganster Rap
Squirrel Goes Weeeee
Spank The Monkey
Smile!!!!!
Who Is Smarter?
The Flying Thief
The Smart Test
Skin Crawling Spiral!
Shovel Knocks Him Out
Fun Shooting Game
Sex Mathematics
Selling Lettuce
Funny School Project
Santa Gets Stuck
Santa Dance
Relaxing Is Important
How To Relax
Redneck Slang
Rednecks Suck
Punch The Doughboy
Printer Jammed!
Priceless Pictures!
All About Poopie
What Not To Say To A Cop
PMS Is Bad
Pick-up Joke
Personality Test
Funny Personal Ads
The Perfect Woman
The Perfect Day
Dancing Pepper! Haha
Stupid Parrot!
Internet Parking Ticket!
Male Vs. Female
Oreo Personality Test
Optical Illusions
Only In America
Old Man Viagra
Old Man On A Moped
How To Change Oil =)
How To Anger A Female
Nose Picking Glossary
North Vs. South
Nickname Generator
The Next Day
Newspaper Clippings
Security Stooges
Name That Part
You Kicked My Dog!
Mr. Push Me
Moooo
What Mommy Taught Me!
Miniature Golf!
Have A Milkshake!
Crazy Microsoft?
Melting Princess
Maxi Pad Joke
Mario Twins!!! Cool
Dubyuh Is A Monkey
Who Needs Men?
Make A Wish
Mad Cow Disease
Fun Answering Machine
You Are Lucky
Love Compatibility Test
Lonely Asian
Licoln Vs. Kennedy
Life Lessons
Life Explained
Redneck Application! Crazy Southerners =)
Kitty Grin : )
Kitty Plays With You
Crazy Kids Book
IRS Warning!
Investment Advice
The Insanity Test!
In A Man
Look For The Shark
Awesome Illusion
If They Had Kids
The Idiot Test
I love My Job!
I Quit My Job
Washing The Cat
High Tech Grandma
Hidden Picture!
Happy Couple
Hangover Ratings
Hahahaha
Great Truths
Good Wife In The 1500s
Good Luck
Golf Fanatic
God Will Provide
Go To Work Naked
Gifts For Dumb Men
A Gift For You
Hello My Future Girlfriend
Funny Newspaper Ads
Funny Instructions
Having Fun At Work
Martian Sex! COOL
Pass The Fruitcake
Fridays In Hell
You Are An Idiot
Very Flattering Page
Burning The Flag Is Dumb
Virtual Finger
Facts From The 1500s
Facts Of Life
Guide To Ex-Girlfriends
Enjoy Your Easter
Elephants, Elephants
All About The Elderly
Ego Booster Machine
Learn To Be Black
Dumbest People Ever
Top 10 Dumb Criminals
Getting Drunk Is Crazy!
Driving Like An Idiot
Dumb Driving Genders
Driving A Man Crazy
Drinkers Alphabet
Poke The Doughboy
The Job Application
Dogs and Men
My Dog Named Sex
Did You Know?
Did You Ever Wonder
Stupid Chick
Dancing Bush
Make A Hunk
Make A Babe
Scary Ghost
Crazy Camera... Makes You Ugly
Cyber Beer... LOL
You Will Cry
Cooties
Cool Quiz
Too Much Coffee!
Choosing A Urinal
Which Picture Do You Like Best
Why Chocolate Rocks
Hot Chicks!! LOL
Learn Chinese
Chet The Talking Parrot
Cats Vs. Dogs
Men Are Liars =)
Cat Commandments
How To Keep A Blonde Busy
Bush Quotes
Britney Syndrome
Britney Dance
Brain Teasers
Bounce and Coke
All About Boobs
The Boob Poem
Blondes Are Dumb
The Blind Man
Better Than Sex
Beer Goggles
Beer On The Wall
Beary Great
In The Barn
Barbie Got Back
Piggy Bank
Dancing Banana
Bounce The Ball
Bad Teletubbies
Bad Driver
Backstreet is Gay OMG
Baby Boomers
Baby / Kid Comics
Zee Artist
Arnold Soundboard
Are you an idiot?
Why We Need Friends
Not Another Greeting Card!
Stuff That Annoys Me
Beer Poem
An Amazing Vision! Wow
Advice To Men From Women
Learn Your ABCs
A Mystery Solved
The 5th Floor
3d Pong Game
Tetris!! SO COOL
Very Awesome Page
Women SUCK
Create A Ride Part TWO
A Wuv Story
This Is Your Life
The Freshmaker
Food For Thought
Doggies are stupid
Ninja Fighting Game
Ninja Shooting Game
Ninja Button Pushing Game
Ninja Fighting Video 2
Ninja Fighting Video 3
Ninja Fighting Video 4
Ninja Fighting Video 5
Enron VoiceMail System
Bush Pretzel Game
Bad Spanish Dictionary
Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
Devil Fuckin
All Your Base Are Belong To Us